I Am 19 And Have No Tolerance For Bullshit

Deal with it.

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women:
can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it?
men:
modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.

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spooky horoscopes:

ARIES:
Avoid eating shellfish! Actually, avoid looking at shellfish. Avoid all fish in general. Do not make eye contact with any fish today.
TAURUS:
Do that thing you've been putting off for the past several years. Be wary of cops, for the thing you've been putting off for several years is frowned upon by local authorities, and most likely all authorities worldwide. Bring bleach to the thing you've been putting off. You may need a reliable friend to repeat your alibi to said cops.
GEMINI:
Treat your pet kindly today. Pretend not to notice if its' eyes glow red temporarily. It is probably a trick of the light.
CANCER:
Try not to hiss during your conversations today. I realize you don't usually hiss in between words, but today is a strange day.
LEO:
You will re-live every funeral you've been to. If you have never been to a funeral, you will attend a funeral. Communicate with your loved ones as soon as possible. Time is running out.
VIRGO:
Lock your doors. There is someone who looks like you, but is not you. The doorman is sure to let them in, since they look like you, but they do not know they are not you. Only you know they are not you. Or perhaps they are you, and you are the person the doorman should not let in. Perhaps carry a weapon today, either way.
LIBRA:
You have developed an allergy to dogs. Do not wonder why this happened. It is better not to ask. Do not try to approach any dogs, they do not want to talk to you after what you did to develop an allergy.
SCORPIO:
You deserve all that is coming to you. Begging for mercy will not help you in the end. Breathe deeply, Scorpio.
SAGITTARIUS:
That dream you had was not at all prophetic. I'm sure you will be fine, Sagittarius. All is well, I am positive. But just in case, start hoarding clean water and keep a taser handy.
CAPRICORN:
You will receive a phone call. You will not realize it is important until it is too late.
AQUARIUS:
Ignore any dead languages that you suddenly remember from past lifetimes. They are sure to be unrecognized by anyone who hasn't been dead for a long, long time, which you definitely haven't been, no sir.
PISCES:
Avoid mirrors. Avoid all reflective surfaces. Is something moving behind you? Of course not. Nothing is moving behind you, but avoid mirrors anyway.

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salahare:

zemedelphos:

vagabondaesthetics:

thefemaletyrant:


generalbriefing:


So….I totally never thought about this. I’m sure very few of you have. I don’t know about you, but I’m a bit disturbed…


Wow. Food for thought. I’m sure there’s an answer though.


Their names were translated/Anglicized after going from Greek to English.
The names of the Apostles are of Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew origins. The Hebrew, Aramaic and “Greek” named Apostles were:  Shim’on = Simon (Hebrew origin).  Y’hochanan = John (Hebrew origin).  Mattithyahu = Matthew (Hebrew origin).  Ya’aqov = James (Hebrew origin meaning Jacob).  Bar-Tôlmay = Bartholomew (Aramaic, which is related to Hebrew).  Judah = Jude / Saint Jude (not to be confused with Judas Iscariot, Hebrew origin).  Yehuda = Judas Iscariot (Hebrew origin, Betrayed Yeshua/Yehosua the Messiah).  Cephas / Kephas = Peter (Hebrew / Aramaic origin meaning “Rock”).  Tau’ma = Thomas (Aramaic origin).  Andrew = Andrew (Greek origin. Is the brother of Cephas / Kephas).  Phillip = Phillip (Greek origin).  You will note that there are only 11 names, that is because there were 2 Apostles named Ya’aqov (James), which brings the total to 12 apostles.
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To expand on this, Jesus’s name is Anglicized in this way as well. We get Jesus from the Latin form of the Greek “Ἰησοῦς”(Iēsous), which is derived from the Herbrew “ישוע”(Yeshu’a, which meant “YHWH is Salvaion”, YHWH, or Yahweh being the name of God). When another form of that name, ” יְהוֹשֻׁעַ”(Yeoshu’a) was allowed to Anglicize through a different set of corruptions, it entered the English Language through Reformist Protestants as the name “Joshua”.Yes. Jesus’s actual name is Joshua.

I learned these from my Humanities teacher in college but the only thing that stuck with me three years later is that Peter=Rock aka Rocky. Peter was a big burly guy named Rocky.

salahare:

zemedelphos:

vagabondaesthetics:

thefemaletyrant:

generalbriefing:

So….I totally never thought about this. I’m sure very few of you have. I don’t know about you, but I’m a bit disturbed…

Wow. Food for thought. I’m sure there’s an answer though.

Their names were translated/Anglicized after going from Greek to English.

The names of the Apostles are of Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew origins. The Hebrew, Aramaic and “Greek” named Apostles were:

Shim’on = Simon (Hebrew origin).

Y’hochanan = John (Hebrew origin).

Mattithyahu = Matthew (Hebrew origin).

Ya’aqov = James (Hebrew origin meaning Jacob).

Bar-Tôlmay = Bartholomew (Aramaic, which is related to Hebrew).

Judah = Jude / Saint Jude (not to be confused with Judas Iscariot, Hebrew origin).

Yehuda = Judas Iscariot (Hebrew origin, Betrayed Yeshua/Yehosua the Messiah).

Cephas / Kephas = Peter (Hebrew / Aramaic origin meaning “Rock”).

Tau’ma = Thomas (Aramaic origin).

Andrew = Andrew (Greek origin. Is the brother of Cephas / Kephas).

Phillip = Phillip (Greek origin).

You will note that there are only 11 names, that is because there were 2 Apostles named Ya’aqov (James), which brings the total to 12 apostles.

Link 

To expand on this, Jesus’s name is Anglicized in this way as well. We get Jesus from the Latin form of the Greek “Ἰησοῦς”(Iēsous), which is derived from the Herbrew “ישוע”(Yeshu’a, which meant “YHWH is Salvaion”, YHWH, or Yahweh being the name of God). When another form of that name, ” יְהוֹשֻׁעַ”(Yeoshu’a) was allowed to Anglicize through a different set of corruptions, it entered the English Language through Reformist Protestants as the name “Joshua”.

Yes. Jesus’s actual name is Joshua.

I learned these from my Humanities teacher in college but the only thing that stuck with me three years later is that Peter=Rock aka Rocky. Peter was a big burly guy named Rocky.

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jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

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