I WAS DEAD AT THE TIME!!

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

(via dust-floating-in-the-wake)

shavingryansprivates:

no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via assilikesbowties)

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

(via destinedtobeunworthy)

breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

(via destinedtobeunworthy)

willgrahammys:

Can there be a Time Lord that goes by the name The Dude and he’s just this surfer dude with long blonde hair and he says ‘radical’ a lot and his TARDIS is a surfboard

(via assilikesbowties)